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Most Eligible Bachelor: The Results

The results are in, I am now the second most eligible bachelor in central Texas. This is an incremental win but a huge turning point in my journey.

If you learned about LoveHandlesAll.com from seeing me in an ad for Weight loss Surgery at Hillcrest Baptist Medical Center or from the Waco Tribune Herald's Most Eligible Bachelor competition thank you for visiting.

Over three thousand people have visited this site the last few months. The bigger win for me is the hope that after visiting my site some of you will change your lives for the better after visiting. My life is dramatically different. And yet, I am still a flawed man living an imperfect life. My past informs my future decisions with 20/20 foresight.  Thank you.

MS

Getting recognized...

Last night, while hanging out with friends, a gaggle of women celebrating their friend's birthday recognized me. Apparently my picture is on the back of this month's Waco Today. I forgot that Hillcrest Baptist Medical Center was running the ad this month. It was either that or the pictures from the contest with the Tribune Herald.

My face instantly turned the same shade as the bottle of blush wine on their table. Being recognized is fine and good so long as people understand the message behind the advertising. Positive change can happen in our lives. Give yourself permission to be brave and receptive to change. The bad moments in our lives are opportunities to learn. I believe the bad times, and the good, are a prelude to better times ahead.

Pictures coming soon...

For over six months now, I've refrained from posting my pictures. After losing over 150 pounds and over 170 inches off my body, I will post pictures this weekend.

Hamlet

Before the good doctor gave me the drugs to knock me out, he was telling me about a film he always like with Peter Sellers. The Seller's character quotes Hamlet, but he could not remember the soliloquoy.

So, I am lying on the operating table moments away from the drugs and began reciting the lines, "To be or not to be..."

An odd choice of words to speak when about to undergo surgery. Is this irony or a metaphor?

Paris Hilton

The nurse took my body measurments the other day. My biceps were about twenty-one inches. How much smaller or larger is Paris Hilton's waist in comparison?

My waist was sixty plus inches and my hips/ass were even larger. How many Paris Hilton's could fit inside each leg of my pants? Could the entire cast of Desparate Housewives stand inside my pants?

If I was on Survivor,would they look at me as if I were a big spare-rib, kill me, then eat me?